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Laura- owner
- Posts : 187
Join date : 2009-06-14
Age : 32
Location : California
luna_moon- Newbie
- Posts : 5
Join date : 2009-12-07
laura i hope your online! hahaha i'm kinda stuck! i just finished my 1st badge right well i cant go up that hill because i have no bike and i go back into the cave and i cant keep going that way without a bike but those are the routes to the city where to buy a bike 
PS your trainer card dealy thing is frickin cool! lol
PS your trainer card dealy thing is frickin cool! lol
MrSciFiGuy- Member
- Posts : 79
Join date : 2010-02-15
Age : 31
Location : Canadia
Pretty good game. Though Chimchar is a blatant rip off of Torchic.
Jessica- Member
- Posts : 120
Join date : 2010-02-04
Age : 31
Location : United States
But both are so CUTE! How can you resist chimchar's cute little monkey cheeks or torchic's little chirp and obvious helplessness! 
MrSciFiGuy- Member
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I can resist it because its a blatant rip-off!!
And Chickens are waaaaayyyy cuter than monkeys on fire....
And Chickens are waaaaayyyy cuter than monkeys on fire....
Jessica- Member
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Yet monkeys are much smarter than chickens, which if you leave the gate open they will not fly away. Besides, people catch and eat chickens.
MrSciFiGuy- Member
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And monkeys can't fly. And monkeys lack a vital entertainment source of mentality. Sure they can put on a little hat, dance around and high-five you, but there's no fun paradox.
But with chickens you have the always entertaining philosophy of: "Which came first; the chicken or the egg?"
But with chickens you have the always entertaining philosophy of: "Which came first; the chicken or the egg?"
Jessica- Member
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Age : 31
Location : United States
Touche. 
MrSciFiGuy- Member
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*bristish accent* Indeed.
Jessica- Member
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Location : United States
We're actually having chicken for dinner. Yum, yum. 
I cleaned it myself. A monkey has an awesome tail, almost like a fifth appendage; a chicken's so called "tail" is sadly lacking, and virtually useless. Except for the phrase, "shake those tail feathers"!
I cleaned it myself. A monkey has an awesome tail, almost like a fifth appendage; a chicken's so called "tail" is sadly lacking, and virtually useless. Except for the phrase, "shake those tail feathers"!
MrSciFiGuy- Member
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Yet Chimchar and all its evolved forms lack a tail. They are terrible at being monkeys.
Jessica- Member
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Chimchar and its next forms have no need for a tail, since they're awesome like that. In place of a tail, they have fire shooting out of their nether regions, proving that they are powerful and dangerous. Not to mention they are great brawlers and could do backflips around Torchic.
MrSciFiGuy- Member
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But if they had a tail, that a FIFTH flaming appendage! Why would they not have that? Stupid monkeys....
Jessica- Member
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A chimchar has monkey cuteness, and if you give it fire to play with, it becomes a highly dangerous Weapon of mass attackingness. What is Torchic going to do, peck people to death? Yeah, I don't see any cornfields around....
MrSciFiGuy- Member
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Torchics have a hidden ability: they make great chicken nuggets. Chimchars do not make good chicken nuggets.
Jessica- Member
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Location : United States
If there were such things as Torchic Nuggets they would be spicy hot-burn-your-head-off-flames inside. Ha Ha... I was just thinking that both Torchic and Chimchar both become fire/fighting Pokemon...Get it? "Firefighters". To begin with Torchic is such a little wimp at one foot four inches and a mere 5.5 pounds that it wouldn't even have any nuggets on it in the first place. Chimchar is much heavier at 13.7 pounds and four inches taller, yet it is as fast as a Torchic and could probably crush it if it sat on it....although Torchic would be incinerated because of Chimchar's butt flames before that happened. 
To begin with Torchic is such a little wimp at one foot four inches and a mere 5.5 pounds that it wouldn't even have any nuggets on it in the first place. Chimchar is much heavier at 13.7 pounds and four inches taller, yet it is as fast as a Torchic and could probably crush it if it sat on it....although Torchic would be incinerated because of Chimchar's butt flames before that happened.
MrSciFiGuy- Member
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Yea, but neither of them can fly. Yet they practically have jet flames...
Jessica- Member
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Maybe they will blast off into space and make a pokemon colony on Mars. That would be cool for the next pokemon games, a completely different planet. 
MrSciFiGuy- Member
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Just like Deoxys!
Jessica- Member
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Yeah! They should make a "Planet of the Deoxys"....with a Chimchar and Torchic visitor at first. The first interplanet Poke battles.
MrSciFiGuy- Member
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Sounds like a new mystery dungeon game.
Jessica- Member
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"Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Planet of the Deoxys [with Torchic and Chimchar]". It has a certain ring to it....
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