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laura i hope your online! hahaha i'm kinda stuck! i just finished my 1st badge right well i cant go up that hill because i have no bike and i go back into the cave and i cant keep going that way without a bike but those are the routes to the city where to buy a bike PS your trainer card dealy thing is frickin cool! lol
And monkeys can't fly. And monkeys lack a vital entertainment source of mentality. Sure they can put on a little hat, dance around and high-five you, but there's no fun paradox.
But with chickens you have the always entertaining philosophy of: "Which came first; the chicken or the egg?"
We're actually having chicken for dinner. Yum, yum. I cleaned it myself. A monkey has an awesome tail, almost like a fifth appendage; a chicken's so called "tail" is sadly lacking, and virtually useless. Except for the phrase, "shake those tail feathers"!
Chimchar and its next forms have no need for a tail, since they're awesome like that. In place of a tail, they have fire shooting out of their nether regions, proving that they are powerful and dangerous. Not to mention they are great brawlers and could do backflips around Torchic.
A chimchar has monkey cuteness, and if you give it fire to play with, it becomes a highly dangerous Weapon of mass attackingness. What is Torchic going to do, peck people to death? Yeah, I don't see any cornfields around....
If there were such things as Torchic Nuggets they would be spicy hot-burn-your-head-off-flames inside. Ha Ha... I was just thinking that both Torchic and Chimchar both become fire/fighting Pokemon...Get it? "Firefighters". To begin with Torchic is such a little wimp at one foot four inches and a mere 5.5 pounds that it wouldn't even have any nuggets on it in the first place. Chimchar is much heavier at 13.7 pounds and four inches taller, yet it is as fast as a Torchic and could probably crush it if it sat on it....although Torchic would be incinerated because of Chimchar's butt flames before that happened.